FARTS! Sound Effects Library

Farts! • Files: 213 • Zip Size: 53.5MB • Price: $75.00

Got Gas? Presenting the FARTS! Sound Effects Collection. A very good friend (NO IT”S NOT ME, I swear under oath!) sent me his fart sound effects library consisting of over 200 of the most insanely hilarious gastro-intestinal air movements I have ever heard in my life. The file names alone are just as funny as the sounds. I’m releasing this collection as a favor to him and want to make sure his identity remains a secret until he has the courage to come forward and claim responsibility for his actions.

Delivered as 24-Bit 48kHz Broadcast WAV files with crazy Soundminer and BWAV embedded file names. While listening to the sounds make sure you read (not smell) the file names. My twisted friend has quite the imagination and is well schooled in comedic fart sound effects presentation.

Prepare yourself for some crazy laughter. Just auditioning a few of the sounds had me on the floor in stitches. This friend shall remain nameless and just to be clear: I did not record or generate any of these sounds. I’m just helping out a friend until he can get his web shop up and running. Just sayin’ -Frank


Camel Tooten – Clogged Pore – De-burring Tool – Croatian Butt Carol – Deliberate Duck Fart
Flashbulb Meltdown – French Horn Lip Issues – Hello Kitty Fart – Heinous Anus
Femme Fartage – Left Cheek Sneak – Grandpa’s Thunder – Model Airplane
Owl After Satisfying Meal – Foot on Duck’s Neck – Mallard Soliloquy – Wikispeaks
Wocka Wock

Equipment Used:

Methane gas recording device and protector – Gas mask

Farts! • Files: 213 • Zip Size: 53.5MB • Price: $75.00
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PDF: Hilarious Sound File List


None included for obvious reasons. It’s not pretty.

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